Provost Williams C of E Primary School

Value, nurture, protect and challenge.

Sodens Avenue, Ryton-On-Dunsmore, Warwickshire CV8 3FF

02476 302166

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Christmas Jokes – ho! ho! ho!

 

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Claustrophobic!!

 

What do elves learn at school?

The Elfabet!!

 

Why does everyone like frosty the Snowman?

Because he’s so cool!!

 

What do you get if you cross a snowman and a shark?

Frostbite!

 

What do you get if you eat tinsel?

Tinselitis!!

 

What do you call a reindeer that’s rude?

Rudolf!

 

What did the snowman order at McDonalds?

Ice burger with chilli sauce!

 

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!